The Revolution is Not a Dinner Party

It's Just Lunch....or IS IT??

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Big Ben Blog is Back

The Roethlisberger blog was updated last thursday. I don't feel so bad about my own mispellings now.

Breaking news: no mysteries left!

A living giant squid has been captured on film. The holy grail of underwater photography has been vested, and wikipedia has been updated. I can't wait till we do this to Santa Claus.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Burn in Hell Adam Vinatieri!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Since our overseas sources report that The Revolution is Not a Dinner Party is banned in China, we're issuing a challenge to Beijing: MARS in 2026!

The USA is broke, we are yesterday's news. All we can do is revamp old space initiatives. China, on the other hand, stands on the verge of the Asian Century. We are talking about the RED planet here...think of the synergies. Dear Party Aparatchiks, this is your chance to show the world that the Middle Kingdom can do more than just copy things. The world wants more than a cheaper barbie! Nay, the world demands it.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

RIP: Simon Wiesenthal

As we all try to peg ourselves into certain pre-determined career tracks, its worth remembering that man is still capable of making up new professions. I mean, no guidance counselor ever told Simon he should be a "Nazi Hunter." They probably told him he had an unhealthy fixation on the bastards that starved him and killed his family. Hell, he's the first and last Nazi Hunter (usurping underlings at the Wiesenthal Center be damned!); he led a one-of-kind life of pure quasi-legal vigilatism. "I am someone who seeks justice, not revenge...My work is a warning to the murderers of tomorrow, that they will never rest."