Since our overseas sources report that The Revolution is Not a Dinner Party is banned in China, we're issuing a challenge to Beijing: MARS in 2026!

The USA is broke, we are yesterday's news. All we can do is revamp old space initiatives. China, on the other hand, stands on the verge of the Asian Century. We are talking about the RED planet here...think of the synergies. Dear Party Aparatchiks, this is your chance to show the world that the Middle Kingdom can do more than just copy things. The world wants more than a cheaper barbie! Nay, the world demands it.