Why can't our polls ask such fun questions:

"The poll also found that 47 percent of the easterners agree with the statement that the West "acquired the east like a colony," while 58 percent of the westerners back the statement that "easterners tend to wallow in self-pity."

Here's the article, from Drudge.

How'd you like to see:

57 percent of blue-staters agree that red-staters are small-minded simpletons, while 47 percent of red-staters back the statement "most blue-staters were born into money."