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Wednesday, March 23, 2005

The more things change...

...the more they stay the same. Despite the fact that this is first year in a while when two Pirates may legitimately go in the first 7 or 8 rounds of most fantasy baseball drafts (Perez and Bay), the team is up to its usual antics. The new source of discontent is Mark Redman, a somewhat decent pitcher acquired from the A's in the Jason Kendall trade. He got shelled a couple days ago in spring training, and decided to blame the rest of the team....WAY TO GO. Its just spring training, dick.

I'm having visions of Dereck Bell and Raul Mondesi. Where can I buy a "Fuck Cam Bonifay" T-shirt? Remember, friends, that Cam Bonifay is the General Manager who took a bad team and made it much worse, paying millions of dollars a year for such ace players as Doug Strange, Pete Schourek, Brant Brown, Bruce Aven, Derek Bell, and Pat Meares. Bonifay is long gone, but I can still hate.


At 11:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy there, glass is half empty. You've got Matt "The Savior" Lawton to cornerstone the offense. He's a poor man's Barry Bonds, but without the steroids, race hate, and with both knees.

Here's a hint, the Kippah is gonna rock this year. I have inside information on this.

At 11:21 PM, Blogger JS said...

Hopefully, I've always been a Kip Wells fan. We'll see. I liked how the article quotes McClendon as saying Redman "pitched well, except for placing his fastball"...that's not good, not good at all.

At 11:05 AM, Blogger Damon Agnos said...

perez is a beast! the pirates might not win as much as you'd like, but every five games or so, you'll get to watch one of the most exciting pitchers in the league.

At 3:22 PM, Anonymous Valentin Jacobo said...

Rather disputable.


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