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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Re: Pets

NYU Law Internet Celebrity Law Lush directed me to , a site whose author (or is it auteur) threatens to kill and eat his cute pet bunny if he doesn't raise enough money for charity by June, 2005.

This reminded me of my hot new idea for a low-maintenance, high reward pet for the lonely Manhattanite. I was chowing down on Miami's chief delicacy, stone crabs, when I was informed that the tasty critters actually regrow their claws. So I was thinking, how neat would it be to have a little aquarium with a stone crab or two?Every 12-24 months you could rip off its claws, eat them, and then watch them grow back!


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