Sick, Sad, World! Volume #1

This seems to be the most popular "alternative news" story of the new millennium. [from Drudge via irregular The Revolution is Not a Dinner Party heckler JTB]

Here's a story of a wine-enema gone wrong, which raises the interesting question of if there has ever been a wine-enema gone right. [From Tasseography, who is calling himself Wide World of Birds lately]

Finally, here's a story from Jordan of love gone wrong, then right, then wrong again. Its 1,001 nights for the cyber-era! [From Death in the Afternoon]

On an upbeat note, I'm expecting big things out of this resourceful little tyke.

UPDATE: This (probably the most upsetting of the bunch here) seems very un-punk to me.