Baby Jessica is All Grown Up

For the past three years, my fantasy baseball keeper-league team was named Baby Jessica's Angels. Remember, of course, that in 1987 baby Jessica McClure was trapped in an eight-inch pipe for 2 and a half days. The nation watched with bated breath, and Baby Jessica was eventually rescued.

Well, Jessica is no longer a baby. She's a 19 year old college student, and she got married this month. You can check out what's left on her Wall Mart wedding registry here. I was going to buy her an oven mit, but it turns out she stands to inherit a million dollar trust when she turns 25. The trust was formed from donations sent to her family during the well crisis.