This is long overdue. Huzzah! for Jimmy Carter.

Also, here's a sample of The Sports Guy at his most random. I was getting a bit bored, and then he comes up with the picture of Clint Eastwood and Hilary Swank with the caption "At this rate The Rock and Tara Reid should be sweeping the Oscars in 2014." Also, he notes "Ten years from now, I just want to be in the same room when a grown-up Hart watches the tape of his birthday party on "My Super Sweet 16" ... and tries to swallow his own tongue."

As a friend once said, "He's right about everything." Although I'm not sure why he didn't use his phrase 'throw up in his mouth' for Hart's reaction.

Since Bill Simmons can do his cheap ploy to write Steve Bartman's book...

I really just want to be at a big, rowdy sports bar with Bill Simmons and some overwhelmed friends and about 15 frat lawyers ignoring their babes and crowding Simmons in awe. The fun part would be when the usual-center-of-attention man-child gets too drunk and starts trying to heckle Simmons. He'd be non-threatening and making an ass out himself yelling "look everyone its the FUNNY GUY" "Hey FUNNY GUY."

....priceless. The best part is you know Simmons would handle it well.