The Revolution is Not a Dinner Party

It's Just Lunch....or IS IT??

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Living in a mystery

Prompted by my AOL IM and my general love for TV, I had to watch the new Smallville / Jack and Bobby evening o' WB. Shockingly, both featured off-handed use of the word “Lojack.” As in, “who put the lojack on…” or “what, you lojacked my vibrator?” I am not a grammar aficionado. But, there seem to be only two possible explanations. Either “lojack” has entered the pop culture lexicon and I missed out entirely. Or, product placement has run amuck. Here’s an alternative to Lojack. Fight the power.

Ha...wouldn't you all enjoy it if my intense paranoia regarding my own hipness or lack thereof drove me into a noir-esq caper to find the ‘truth’ behind the evil junta of Lojack, TV Writers, and The WB. I'll don a TVMan outfit and go off searching for a kilo of opium buried at the Jonny Carson funeral.


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