Buy Vicent Gallo's Sperm

Click here. Scroll down to the bottom. One positive is that I'm pretty sure racism can't be passed down genetically. So, one has to assume this is fake. However, I was once a buyer of Charles Manson art for the Sultan of Brunei and the one for sale on the site looks legit (in my professional opinion). The sperm is on the Onion's holiday gift guide. Its also referenced by a couple "real" news sources.

P.S. Vincent, we have seen the Brown Bunny and were not impressed....if mommy really cared about her son's endowment she'd focus on girth.

P.P.S. Gawker has done a nice little montage of Gallo cock here. Dear Gawker...this doesn't mean we've burried the hatchet. You're still ON NOTICE.